From the generic college-admissions-essay tone to the half-baked political takes, the former First Lady’s memoir is a perplexing literary endeavor.

In an excerpt released by The Daily Beast, the former first lady touches briefly on a topic many Americans may be curious about - her relationship with her husband Donald Trump’s kids. The ex president had Don Jr., Ivanka and Eric with the late Ivana Trump, and Tiffany, with Marla Maples.

You can use her full name if you want, but many years have passed since Melania Trump needed it. The former first lady may not have the creative or policy achievements of a Beyoncé, Rihanna, Bono or Hillary,

Melania Trump's self-titled memoir is out. While Donald Trump did give it a mentioin on social media, he dedicated more time to complaining about another woman.